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Month: July 2017

Pepsi Fire Review: You’ll Spit Hot Fire

Pepsi Fire Review: You’ll Spit Hot Fire

Summer is in full swing and we’re all looking for ways to beat the heat. Brands are our friends, and our pals at Pepsico have our backs with a new soda that’s the equivalent of someone shoving a hand grenade stuffed full of Hot Tamales candy into your gullet and pulling the pin.

A little bit of background info on me: I’m a huge soda guy. It’s my biggest vice. I don’t much care for alcohol and I’ve never smoked or done drugs. When I come home from work on a Friday night soda is the thing I want to crave to help me unwind and relax. Does that make me sound super weird and lame? Probably. Who cares. Let’s move on.

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In Defense of Final Fantasy XII’s Battle System

In Defense of Final Fantasy XII’s Battle System

Today is basically Christmas Eve, because tomorrow will mark the day Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age, the remastered version the secret best Final Fantasy game, will be released for the PlayStation 4. It boasts fancy new graphics in the H-est of Ds, an orchestral soundtrack and an expanded Job system that was previously exclusive to the Japan-only rerelease of the original game, Final Fantasy XII International Zodiac Job System.

To say I love Final Fantasy XII is a bit of an understatement. I’ve been known to shout from the Twitter rooftops about how much I love composer Hitoshi Sakimoto’s work and the soundtrack for Final Fantasy XII is just sublime. The game’s soundtrack has a very distinctive, ethereal arrangement of strings and winds that’s so awe-inspiringly beautiful that I just want to swim in it.

I’m listening to the soundtrack as I write this and I think I’ve said the phrase “God I’m so happy” about twenty times, no joke. Ask my wife.

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